I seem to be falling in love weekly lately. Indeed, I'm
getting rather good at it. Last night, I met a softly spoken, adorably polite
yet super-sharp Kenyan CFO in a nice linen suit on the train at Exeter. We
bumped into each other at the luggage rack and then serendipitously, our seat
reservations had us sharing a table. His Sony Vaio brushed flirtatiously
against my Mac. I avoided eye contact and pretended to read Vanity Fair. Then
he wished me "bon appetit" as I inhaled my Morrison's Best ploughmans
sandwhich, to which I saucily replied “merci” with a grin and let him imagine
that I can string a sentence together in French. Which I can’t.
Was I visiting family he wanted to know? Yes, actually
(boymen are so dreamy when they’re right about things) and was he visiting
Britain on business? Of course he was. Clever me. Clearly we’re both psychic
and therefore obviously soulmates, so I let him use my internet tethering and
shared my grapes. He gave me a carton of apple juice, a dairy milk and some
walkers and we fell in love a little bit. He ate his BLT and got mayo all over
his face, which I found just fascinating because of the contrast against his
very dark skin. He subtly mentioned his big beachfront house in Kenya and I
told my voodoo child story about my musician parents meeting in New Orleans.
He explained how he’s going to change the world through
sound financial practise and I explained why working in weddings is just like
being a psychologist. We reassured each other that these points were completely
unpretentious universal truths, and the fact that the rest of the world just
hadn’t cottoned on to them yet only strengthened our bond.
He taught me how to pronounce his surname and watched me
fiddle with my hair, and I pretended not to notice him stealing a sort-of-sneaky
glance at my chest. He expressed disapproval towards black men who objectify
light skinned/mixed race women and I expressed a desire to make a difference in
the world. We laughed, we debated, we spoke of giraffes and canoeing, time
differences and cowboys, tribal behaviours, the state of the Euro, the healing
power of song, Germany, and cultural identity. We agreed that Steve Irwin was a
very silly man, that hats are brilliant and that France has the best Jazz and
then just before Reading he asked to take me back to Kenya to be his wife.
Tempted, so I told him to find me on facebook. Marriage proposal response 2012
style. Last time I received a proposal from a stranger I gave the guy my email
address. Odd how fast email has become passé. True Story.
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